[daddyxanax574]

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

[anarchetypal]

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

[honnibal]

this is unironically one of the funniest lines in this show

[flork-of-cows-unofficially]

fuse box

[garbage-empress]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

Anonymous asked:

What are some things that turn on?

skellydun answered:

did u forget the word ‘you’ or do u really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[boyboobs]

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

[ezorzea]

take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[shapeshiftinterest]

song: in the hall of the mountain king

[sol1056]

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

[elfreys]

she’s a 10 but she rots in her room all day listening to music and making up scenarios in her head